TEACHER AND AKPORS

A teacher lecturing on population said 'In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a kid'. Akpors stood up and said,"We must find and stop her!"

- Akpors,"Why are all these people running?"
Man,"This is a race, the winner will get the cup"
Akpors,"If only the winner gets the cup,why are others running?"

- Akpors told his servant,"Go and water the plants.
Servant,"But it's already raining"
Akpors,"So what? Take an umbrella and go!"

- Postman,"I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this package"
Akpors,"Why did you have to come so far? You could have just posted it.

- Akpors at an Art gallery,"I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?"
Art dealer,"I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!"

- Akpors was writing something very slowly.A friend asked him,"Why are you writing so slowly?"
Akpors,"I'm writing to my six year old son! He can't read very fast"

- Flash news,"A 2 SEATER plane crashed in a GRAVEYARD in Umukoro. Akpors and his townsman have so far found 500 bodies and are still DIGGING for more"...