having sex with her lover in
her
apartment, 20 floors high
Suddenly she heard her
...
husband arrive. She told her
lover, stay like a statue
and Don't move.
Husband: Who is this?
Wife: This is a robot I
bought to hv sex with when
u r travelling.
Husband: Ok, let's hv sex
now!
Wife: No sweetheart,
yesterday I got my period.
So I
will go & make a cup of
coffee 4 u.
After she left the husband
said 'Damn it I'm so horny,
I will f*ck this robot! He
tried f*cking. The lover
started talking in a metallic
robotic way:
'SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE!
SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE'. Husband:
Damn it! Robot is not
working properly. I'm
throwing it out of the
window.
The lover realized that he
was on the 20th floor so he
said:
'SOFTWARE UPDATED'
PLEASE TRY AGAIN!' :D rofl.
lover, stay like a statue
and Don't move.
Husband: Who is this?
Wife: This is a robot I
bought to hv sex with when
u r travelling.
Husband: Ok, let's hv sex
now!
Wife: No sweetheart,
yesterday I got my period.
So I
will go & make a cup of
coffee 4 u.
After she left the husband
said 'Damn it I'm so horny,
I will f*ck this robot! He
tried f*cking. The lover
started talking in a metallic
robotic way:
'SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE!
SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE'. Husband:
Damn it! Robot is not
working properly. I'm
throwing it out of the
window.
The lover realized that he
was on the 20th floor so he
said:
'SOFTWARE UPDATED'
PLEASE TRY AGAIN!' :D rofl.
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