All In Naija

Na 9ja you fit win Aeroplane by loading 200 Naira Mtn Card,

very soon etisalat go say recharge200 and win country

Na 9ja you go see fish inside Meatpie..

Na 4 9ja native doctor dey #laugh (hahaha)com detect ur problem

Na 4 9ja Blackbery dey show 3G but no network..

Na 4 9ja we dey count money wey we withdraw for atm.

Na 4 9ja Pharmacy dey sell coke,Recharge Card,chin chin,and beer! I luv 9ja!

Na 4 9ja we dey suffer still we dey smile......

Ah Naija I love my country

Ways to identify Mumu...

(1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it's said "concentrate".
(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make-up his mind.
(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
(5) He tries to drown a fish.
(6) If you gave him a penny for his intelligence,you'd get a change.
(7) He trips over a cordless phone.
(8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
(11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.
(12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
(13) He misses the #14 Bus, and takes the #7 twice instead.
(14) He takes you to the airport and seeing a sign that says "Airport left" he turnes around and go home.
(15) He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor.
(16) He spends time reading through the above 15 points and analyses if he is mumu!!!)

ALWAYS NAIJA

Naija mentality

~ All softdrinks are called mineral.
~ All Fathers came first position while at school.
~ India beat nigeria 99~1 because the ball was turned into Lion.
~ If your wealth starts reducing it's your village people that are doing you.
~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon.
~ Every commodity outside Africa is original.
~ Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via s*x.
~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go sabi do.
~ Every season in cube is maggi.
~ U must finish the rice before u touch the meat.
~ Every toothpaste na maclean.
~ Every insecticide na Fleet
~ Every detergent na omo.
~ Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', d poor ones na 'Aboki'...shuo!
~ You smoke, you b armed robber!
~ If you find money on the floor, pee on it before pickin it up, else you turn to Yam!
~ Only science students are smart.
~ Once you travel over seas you must be very rich (as if dem dey share money on the plane)
~ Drogba use juju tie Torres for leg...lol
~ Every girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.
~ You must buy bread when traveling.
~ When you lose a tooth, throw it on the roof of the house and run
round the house 7 times
~ Every noodle is called indomie.
~ If any girl too fine...na Ogbanje..and all the worwor people na witch
~ Anything wey bite you for night na mosquito.

INTERVIEW

Musa has been seeking for a job for a month now!Finally he got the invitation to this interview.That's how it went...
Interviewer: Thank you for coming!So your name is...?
Musa: Musa Salam
Interviewer: Seks?
Musa: Yes!Three to five times a week.
Interviewer: No, no…I mean,male or female?
Musa: Both male and female,and sometimes with camel. Interviewer: Holy cow!
Musa: Yes, I did it once with a cow, too.
Interviewer: But isn't that hostile?
Musa: Horse style, doggi style...any style at all!
Interviewer: Oh dear!
Musa: No!Nooo!No Deer!!!

USA vs Naija Police...

In the USA if someone wants to commit suicide by jumping off the 5th floor of a building,the police will sweet-talk him into giving life another chance.But in Naija if you succeed in dragging the police away from their 20Naira checkpoint duties, the irritated policeman will walk up to the suicide guy and ask,"Ol'boy na you wan jump? u sure say u go fit die from this 5th floor? abeg go 10th floor to be sure. And make u do quick o, make I go back check-point"

Nigeria

NIGERIA...MY BELOVED LAND...

(1) Where ladies don't accept flowers as valentine's or birthday's gift.
(2) Where lizards go look your eyeball,nod head and say,"Nothing dey happen guy"
(3) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
(4) Where groundnuts are sold in bottles and
water is sold in satshets.
(5) Where parents claim that they always came first in school.
(6) Where you can be a driver for years without having a driver's licence.
(7) Where the presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem.
(8) Where the government doesn't give a hoot about nobody.
(9) Where Gala and Lacasera is the best option when stuck in hold up.
(10) Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions and Front row seat in church.
(11) Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and to enter a bus!
(12) Where you are robbed,your phone's gone and the robbers come back for your Pin code and charger.
(13) Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people.
(14) Where your type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
(15) Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulnes on family members in the village.
(16) Where rich men must have a pot belly and a healthy looking man is despised in the street as a pauper.
(17) WHERE IF YOU DO ANYHOW YOU GO SEE ANYHOW.
(18) Where generator is a social amenity.
(19) Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
(20) Where Igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers.
(21) Where the man who had no shoes is the president.
(22) Where bb torch is sold on hold up for 12k.
(23) Where Igbo men drink beer with straw and coke with cup
(24) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a national youth leader of PDP
(25) Where citizens are more afraid of police than Armed robbers.
(26) Where we are still proud to be a nigerian.
(27) Where xconvict becomed Governor of a state and a true loyal
citizen can not stand in front of a state house...
...despite all these issues

Hunter Kills Wife For Having Sex With Friend

A hunter in Ipetu-Ijesa, Osun State, Igere Segun, who caught his friend and his wife making love in his bedroom, has killed her.
PUNCH Metro learnt that Segun raged at the sight of the two lovers in his bedroom, got hold of an iron and aimed a strike at the head of his friend.
The friend, however, dodged but the iron hit his wife, Aina, on the head.
It was learnt that the friend bolted from the room while the wife, who was bleeding profusely, was rushed to Olujobi Hospital in Ikeji Arakeji, where she died on the third day.
Commissioner of Police, Osun State Command, Mrs. Kalafite Adeyemi, who confirmed the incident, on Monday, said the police were on the trail of Segun’s friend, whose name he gave as Abiodun.
Adeyemi said, “The incident happened last Thursday in Ipetu-Ijesa. It occurred between 10:50pm and 11pm. The husband had gone out, but unexpectedly came back late in the night.
“Ostensibly, he caught them red-handed and in an attempt to hit the man with an iron rod, he hit the wife, who was rushed to Olujobi Hospital in Ikeji Arakeji.
“She died the third day. The man is in custody while we are on the trail of the runaway lover. The case is being investigated.”

“Other Women Want It, I Wonder How To Stop Mine.” – Nurse Who Has Up To 100 Orgasms A Day

A nurse is plagued by a medical condition that gives her up to 100 orgasms A DAY.


Kim Ramsey, 44, feels constantly aroused and the slightest movement can trigger a climax. Trains, driving and even housework start the reaction. But unlike women who yearn for the “Yes, yes!” experience, Kim just thinks “Oh no!”
The orgasms leave her in pain, exhausted and unable to have a normal relationship. She said: “Other women wonder how to have an orgasm — I wonder how to stop mine.”
Kim was diagnosed with incurable Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder. Doctors blame spinal cysts caused when she fell down stairs ten years ago.
Kim, from Hitchin, Herts, but now living in Montclair, New Jersey, US, first had problems after sex with a new boyfriend in 2008.
She said: “I had constant orgasms for four days. I thought I was going mad. It also happened with a new partner and I even tried sitting on frozen peas.”

Dr PAM SPURR – Relationship expert
PEOPLE might joke but this condition is no laughing matter for sufferers.
They find it difficult to talk about the problem, fearing people will laugh or think they are a sex maniac.
Plunging self-esteem can result in body language saying: Don’t approach me. A perfect partner who would listen and understand might be put off.

Question Of The Day: If This Happened In Nigeria, What Will Be The Fate Of These Policemen?

It is the largest and biggest street carnival in Europe and it holds annually in London- the Notting Hill Carnival is what it is called.

Dancers dressed in colourful plumage and bejewelled bikinis made their way through the streets of west London today as hundreds of thousands of people watched the annual festivities. It is estimated that the event is attended by a million people in a single day.
The carnival which is in its 48th year and expected to come to a climax today after two days of non-stop excitement and beautiful display of different cultures and traditions, saw the addition of  2,000 police officers drafted in yesterday to bring the total on duty at the carnival to 7,000.
My question is, if this were to be, say the Calabar Street Carnival, and (wo)men of the Nigerian Police are caught on camera in this sort of poses, what do you think will happen to them? What will you say?

PICTURES: Red Carpet, Future Awards 2012

Waje and some TINSEL Stars

O.C,winner of AMBO 2007, and friends



(From L-R Waje, Mercy, Seun and Illrymz)

Linda Ikeji

Cool FM OAP, Dotun

And Yes, Nollywood star, Tonto Dike did flaunt her tatoos

Uti Nwanchukwu and Chidinma

Chidinma

OOooops What is She Wearing?

T.V Presenter, Adora

Mercy Chinwo, Winner Nigerian Idol (Season 2)

TV Presenter, Efe

Dotun Cool FM and a friend

Waje



See Nigerians and their displays at the Nottinghill Carnival

Nigerians have really taken the fun to the people that seriously crave for it. At the Nottinghill festival, London, where colorful displays are being met with serious jubilation, Nigerians have given their entire strength into letting the people know how we shake it. Check out the selected picture below…

“I Enjoyed It” – 11 Year Old Rape Victim Confesses To Police In Lagos

An 11-year old girl who was a victim of sexual abuse (name withheld) stunned the police in Lagos State, southwest Nigeria, when she confessed that she enjoyed having sex with their neighbour, Adams Oliyide, who allegedly defiled her on many occasions. The victim told the police that she did not tell anyone, including her parents, because she enjoyed having sex with the suspect. The victim, who opened up to the police, when she was asked why she did not report the sexual assault to her parents, said whenever Oliyide invited her to his one room apartment, she always sneaked in and allowed him to have sex with her because she enjoyed it. The incident happened in Iyana Ipaja Lagos State Southwest Nigeria. The suspect from Ogun State, Southwest Nigeria, used to sneak back home from work in the afternoon when the parents of the victim had gone to work to have carnal knowledge of the victim. It was alleged that after having sex with her, he would give her money to buy food, sweets or biscuits and warned her not to tell anybody. This went on for months until they were caught by their neighbour who raised an alarm and contacted the victim’s parents. When the suspect was arrested, he was taken to Oke Odo Police Division, where he allegedly confessed that he had sex with the girl on many occasions. The victim also confessed to the police that the 20-year old suspect had sex with her on many occasions but did not to tell her parents because she loved him. But the police insisted that Oliyide committed rape because the victim was an under age. He was therefore charged with rape at Ikeja Magistrate’s Court sitting in Abule Egba under Section 137 Of the Criminal Code Law of Lagos State of Nigeria 2011.  The suspect pleaded not guilty to the charge and the presiding magistrate, Mr. A.O. Komolafe, granted him bail in the sum of N100,000 with two sureties in like sum. The court also ordered that one of the sureties must be a blood relation and the sureties must show evidence of payment of taxes. The matter has been adjourned till 3 September, 2012.

Togolese Women To Go On Week-long Séx Strike

A Togolese opposition leader is calling on women to go on a weeklong sex strike to demand the freedom of protesters detained ahead of elections in the West African nation.
Police arrested about 120 opposition supporters last week during clashes between protesters and security forces, according to Togolese human rights groups.
Government officials said all but eight had been released, and those still detained were in possession of knives.
“You don’t go demonstrate with these,” security minister Damehane Yark said of the weapons.
Demonstrators have taken to the streets in the capital of Lome for weeks to protest new electoral reforms they say favor the ruling party ahead of October’s parliamentary elections. They are seeking a repeal of changes to the electoral laws.

Prophet Who Allegedly Specializes In Annointing Private Parts Of Women Arrested

A 24-year old lady, Cynthia Nwanguma who was placed on a secrecy oath by a Lagos based self-styled prophet, Dennis Mmadu, not to disclose her ordeal to anyone or else she would die, has damned the consequences and recounted her ordeal in the hands of the fake prophet; because that’s what he is....

Cynthia alleged that Mmadu had unihibited sexual intercourse with her for seven days; pretending to be anointing her breasts and private part with oil. She added that the prophet also claimed they were having ‘holy’ sex while he engaged in unprotected sex with her whenever he felt like throughout the period. The sex was allegedly to ‘deliver’ Cynthia Nwanguma, a student nurse from barreness. She also claimed to have been defrauded by the prophet to the tune of N21,800.

35-year-old Prophet Mmadu, is now cooling his heels at Kirikiri Prison on the order of an Ejigbo Magistrateís Court where he is facing a four-count charge of obtaining money under false pretence, stealing and threat to life.

Mmadu from Imo State, met Cynthia at Igando, off LASU-Isheri road, Lagos, and he took her in his car marked TU 806 AAA to his house at 26, Oseni Street, New Oko-Oba, near Agege.
She said during one of their sex session Prophet Mmadu prophesied told her that she had a strange illness in her stomach that would make her barren throughout her life time.

She said he told her that she was lucky to have met him and promised to offer her spiritual healing so that she will not have problem looking for the fruit of the womb when she got married.
She said he showed her some women and men as those who have benefited from his spiritual powers. But she later discovered they were his accomplices. She said she was still in shock over what happened because she did not know what came over her.

She later discovered that she has been duped. After regaining herself, Cynthia demanded her money from Prophet Mmadu but he ignored her. She thus reported the incident to Igando police division.
Prophet Mmadu was subsequently arrested and interrogated. He was charged to court for fraud, stealing and assault.
The offence, the police said is contrary to Sections 36, 44, 312 and 409 of the Criminal code Laws of Lagos State of Nigeria, 2011. He pleaded not guilty. The presiding Magistrate, Mrs. M. B. Folami granted him bail in the sum of N50,000 with one surety in like sum.
The matter has been adjourned to 16 September, 2012 for further hearing. The prophet was however remanded in prison custody pending when he will meet the bail conditions.

Facebook Fraud: Prophet TB Joshua raises alarm

Social networks are known to be the haven for impostors, but a very serious situation has dragged out attention to  ‘TB Joshua Ministry Can Change The World.’ The TB Joshua’s ministry seem to have been pissed to discover this particular account that they had to say:
“We were shocked to see the account has well over 40,000 followers and the writer of the site is even receiving prayer requests from people in the name of TB. Joshua. What appalling deceit! It is time to put an end to this.”

The General Overseer of the Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN), Prophet Temitope Balogun Joshua, has raised the alarm over the activities of fraudsters who now swindle people using his name and that of his church. He described the situation as disheartening as the fraudsters had introduced several blogs and Facebook accounts to swindle unsuspecting members of the church and other donors worldwide.
Prophet TB Joshua who raised the alarm at the weekend through the church’s official Facebook page, said he had never had a personal account on the social internet site, but was shocked to discover that several people had opened accounts in his name while others have done it through the church and some of its ministries through which they swindle unsuspecting members of the public.
In some cases, some of the fraudsters have thousands of followers and loyalists on such fake Facebook pages.
According to a warning the Prophet posted on TB Joshua Ministries, and titled: ‘Beware Of Fraudsters On Facebook,’ he called the attention of the public to the alleged nefarious activities of the fraudsters calling it an urgent message to all true friends and partners of the SCOAN and Emmanuel TV.
According to him, “we are saddened to discover that people are still being deceived by individuals on Facebook claiming to be representing Prophet TB. Joshua, the SCOAN or Emmanuel TV.
“As we have stated several times before, TB Joshua, the SCOAN and Emmanuel TV has only one official Facebook page, which is: TB Joshua Ministries…any account claiming to represent TB Joshua, the SCOAN of Emmanuel TV is fraudulent.
“There is no official account on Facebook for TB Joshua, the Wise Men or any individual connected with the ministry,” the prophet said, adding that a quick search on Facebook “shows well over 100 people have created pages claiming to be TB Joshua and countless more are deceptively using the names of SCOAN and Emmanuel TV.
He said many of them are on the social site to extort money under false pretence.

Nigerian Olympic Chairman In Hot London Hotel S é x Scandal

The failure of Nigerian athletes to bring in at least a trophy in the outgone Olympics has been a topic that still vibrates on everycitizen of Nigeria. It is a disheartening story to hear that while Nigerian athletes were busy competing for medals at the Olympics, the Chairman House Committee On Sports, Hon. Godfrey Ali Gaiya was allegedly busy enjoying himself at the prestigious Marriot Hotel, where he lodged.
It was reported that the honourable did not attend any of the sports events, and that throughout the game he was lavishing away the country’s money in his 5star hotel. Hon.
Gaiya, who represents Jaba/Zangon Kataf Federal constituency of Kaduna state in the Federal House of Reps, was said to have attracted a big attention to himself when he was about to check out of the hotel. This is because the hotel management had requested that the honourable should settle his total bills before he could be allowed to go. The hotel, as was told, were not allowed to disclose his bill, but the action of the honorable took a noticeable spark as the honorable threw caution to the wind when asked to pay his total bill while he was leaving the hotel. Busy bodies told the magazine that reported the news that the honorable was trying to cover his tracks but the hotel was insistent on him paying all his bills.
At a stage, when the hotel could not withstand the honourable’s drama, it was disclosed that while the honourable was in his room, he was busy watching badography channels that were considered premium channels with premium charges. At this stage, many were shocked and embarrassed that while Nigerian athletes were busy trying to do the country proud, the honourable was busy watching adult films in his hotel room.
Grudgingly, the honourable admitted watching the channels and was made to pay about two hundred and forty pounds sterling, (£240).
When the honourable was contacted, he neither picked his phone nor responded to the short message (text) sent to his phone.

20 Year Old Girl Narrates How She Lured Kidnapped Politician With Sex

At the headquarters of the Delta State Command of the State Security Services (SSS) in Asaba, she could pass for an innocent lady. But this soft-spoken lady has a way of getting men old enough to be her father, especially randy politicians, to willingly eat poison from her palms. Welcome to the world of 20-year-old Philomena Ogbovoh, arrested with two others for allegedly kidnapping a politician....

A native of Kwale in Ndokwa West Local Government Area of the state, she had left her land of birth years ago in search of greener pastures in Ozoro, in Isoko North Local Government Area of the state, where she worked as an auxiliary nurse in a private clinic. As at the time of filing this report, Phil, as she is fondly called, and her boyfriend, Daniel Ubah (24), as well as another accomplice, Kingsley Otuya (25), were cooling their heels behind bars at the SSS head office and would soon face prosecution.

Phil allegedly used her God-given ‘treasure’ to lure a political bigwig (names withheld) of one of the vibrant political parties in the state, into abduction by her boyfriend and his two partners-in-crime, including one Jersey currently at large. The failed kidnap was said to be Jersey’s idea.

It was gathered that Phil and Daniel started their relationship in Kwale where Daniel was a contract security personnel in an oil firm and at different times, the lovebirds left Kwale ostensibly in search of better life.

However, in March, this year, they ran into each other at Ozoro and re-ignited the affair. Their re-union soon spelt doom for the politician who is eyeing an elective position in the state but said to be tight-fisted. Apparently overwhelmed by Phil’s beauty, the politician, who is old enough to be Phil’s father, made amorous advances toward her. Phil said that moved by the irritating pressures from the ‘sugar daddy’, she decided to plunge him into an image crisis through blackmail, an idea she sold to her boyfriend, Daniel.

She said: “I was in my house and the man had been pestering me for sex. I begged him not to do it because he has a wife and a girlfriend whom he told me about. He kept on disturbing me until Daniel came to my house one day and I told him about the harassment.

“I told Daniel that I didn’t want anything to do with the man and I initially planned that he should take photographs of the man, so that I could extort money from him by threatening to expose his sexual escapades.”

South African woman rapes dog, sent for mental check

A Pretoria woman accused of having sex with two dogs was instructed to undergo mental examination when she appeared in the Pretoria Magistrate’s Court, a report said on Friday.

The Pretoria News reported that the woman was released on R1,000 (About 18,000 Naira) bail on Thursday.

The 31-year-old petite blonde faces four counts of bestiality and one of animal cruelty.

She was arrested on Wednesday after an anonymous person dropped off a DVD recording of the woman’s activities at an animal protection organisation.

The newspaper report said the home-made video footage depicts her having sex with a Staffordshire terrier and a Labrador.

On Thursday, the woman appeared in court holding a small Bible.

She told the court that she was unemployed and wanted to apply for Legal Aid representation.

The matter was postponed to October 10.

Man mistakes son for monkey, shoots him dead

(AFP) – A farmer in southern Nepal mistook his son for a monkey trying to steal his crops and shot the 12-year-old dead, police said on Sunday.

Chitra Bahadur Pulami had been climbing a tree to chase away macaques that had become a nuisance to the family but his father Gupta Bahadur, 55, spotted the boy and opened fire, wrongly believing him to be one of the animals.

“The son was hiding in a tree at their farm to chase away monkeys that used to come searching for food in the maize field,” said Arun Poudel, deputy superintendent of police in the remote Arghakhanchi district

“The son died on the spot after Gupta Bahadur mistakenly thought there was a monkey in the tree and opened fire. Our preliminary investigation shows that the father was unaware that his son had gone to the maize field to chase the monkeys.

“Both Gupta Bahadur and the gun that he used in shooting his son are now under the custody of the police.”

The three species of monkey native to Nepal, the rhesus and Assamese macaque and the common langur, are considered sacred and farmers normally try to scare them away from their crops without injuring the animals.

“I realised my mistake only when my son fell down and got stuck in one of the tree’s branches,” the farmer was quoted as telling police by the Nepali nagariknews.com website after the incident, on Friday.

Man who lived alone on an island for almost 20 years faces eviction

A man living alone on an island like Robinson Crusoe for almost 20 years faces eviction from his castaway oasis.


The Australian man has been living on tiny Restoration Island off the north-eastern coast of Australia since 1993 after the former high-flying Sydney businessman lost £6.5 million in the 1987 stock market crash.

Living off crabs and coconuts, and connected to solar-powered internet, David Glasheen has enjoyed a life of private tranquillity his dog Quasi, calling himself ‘the luckiest bloke in the world’.

 

But the Queensland government is trying to evict the voluntary castaway, in his sixties, after he failed to build a resort on the 1.53ha island, a condition of the lease which allowed him access to the land.
The Queensland Supreme Court recently ruled that the land should be repossessed and that he and his business partners are ‘trespassers’.

 

He told The Daily Telegraph: ‘This judgement is just horrible.’

Living a reclusive life, Glasheen learnt to be self-sufficient, growing vegetables and brewing his own beer. He also still trades stocks using an online trading account.

He said: ‘You soon learn in the bush to survive. If you don’t you die pretty quickly.
‘It is a fabulous place, I am a lucky bloke to be there.

Lonely in love: Using his solar-powered internet connection Glasheen tried internet dating to find his 'Girl Friday' to live with him, using a mannequin to publicise his plight but had no luck

'Luckiest bloke in the world': Glasheen loves living on the island, catching fish and crabs, growing vegetables and brewing his own beer to survive

Broke island lease: The government has ruled that Glasheen must vacate Restoration Island, a 1.52ha oasis, having failed to build tourist accommodation and fishing facilities, a condition of his lease

'I have learnt a huge amount. I started to value what is really important. Trust, honesty, respect - simple things.

'I have learnt that you can do things with very little.'
While he loves his life in paradise, Glasheen does get lonely and several years ago tried internet dating to find ‘Girl Friday’ to live with him. He got hundreds of responses but had no luck in love.

Glasheen said: ‘It gets lonely out here.
‘My only hope is for a mermaid to turn up on the beach.’
A girlfriend had initially moved to the island, 1,500 miles from Queensland capital Brisbane, with Glasheen but found life there too difficult.
He is visited occasionally by passing yachtsmen, kayakers and groups of organic farmers.

Few visitors: Glasheen says sometimes he gets lonely with his dog his only companion but he is occasionally visited by passing yachtsmen, kayakers and organic farmers

Must vacate: The island's directors have been trying to evict Glasheen since 2000 and he says that he has 'no idea' what he will do if he has to move from the island he has been living on for almost 20 years

Australian oasis: Restoration Island is 1,500 miles from Queensland capital Brisbane and was named because Captain William Bligh found essential supplies were there that had been set adrift by mutineers on HMS Bounty

Glasheen leased one third of the island from the Australian Government for £13,000 a year on behalf of Restoration Island Priory Ltd.

The 43-year lease which allowed Glasheen required him and a business partner to develop fishing facilities and tourist accommodation valued at a minimum of £131,000 on the island, a condition which they failed to do.
A Supreme Court judgement said the island’s directors had been trying to get Glasheen to vacate the island since 2000.

The court said: ‘The defendants have wrongly deprived the plaintiff of its asset for over a decade during which time they have enjoyed its benefits.
Glasheen is considering appealing the decision.

Asked what he will do if he is forced to leave his island home he said: ‘I have no idea. I live on now. Tomorrow I might be dead.’

Restoration Island was named after Captain William Bligh found essential supplies that had been set adrift by mutineers of the HMS Bounty.

Survival skills: The picturesque island has taught Glasheen bush survival skills because 'if you don't (learn them) you die pretty quickly' he said