NIGERIA...MY BELOVED LAND...
(1) Where ladies don't accept flowers as valentine's or birthday's gift.
(2) Where lizards go look your eyeball,nod head and say,"Nothing dey happen guy"
(3) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
(4) Where groundnuts are sold in bottles and
water is sold in satshets.
(5) Where parents claim that they always came first in school.
(6) Where you can be a driver for years without having a driver's licence.
(7) Where the presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem.
(8) Where the government doesn't give a hoot about nobody.
(9) Where Gala and Lacasera is the best option when stuck in hold up.
(10) Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions and Front row seat in church.
(11) Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and to enter a bus!
(12) Where you are robbed,your phone's gone and the robbers come back for your Pin code and charger.
(13) Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people.
(14) Where your type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
(15) Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulnes on family members in the village.
(16) Where rich men must have a pot belly and a healthy looking man is despised in the street as a pauper.
(17) WHERE IF YOU DO ANYHOW YOU GO SEE ANYHOW.
(18) Where generator is a social amenity.
(19) Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
(20) Where Igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers.
(21) Where the man who had no shoes is the president.
(22) Where bb torch is sold on hold up for 12k.
(23) Where Igbo men drink beer with straw and coke with cup
(24) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a national youth leader of PDP
(25) Where citizens are more afraid of police than Armed robbers.
(26) Where we are still proud to be a nigerian.
(27) Where xconvict becomed Governor of a state and a true loyal
citizen can not stand in front of a state house...
...despite all these issues
(2) Where lizards go look your eyeball,nod head and say,"Nothing dey happen guy"
(3) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.
(4) Where groundnuts are sold in bottles and
water is sold in satshets.
(5) Where parents claim that they always came first in school.
(6) Where you can be a driver for years without having a driver's licence.
(7) Where the presidents and other government officials don't know the national anthem.
(8) Where the government doesn't give a hoot about nobody.
(9) Where Gala and Lacasera is the best option when stuck in hold up.
(10) Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions and Front row seat in church.
(11) Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and to enter a bus!
(12) Where you are robbed,your phone's gone and the robbers come back for your Pin code and charger.
(13) Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people.
(14) Where your type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
(15) Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulnes on family members in the village.
(16) Where rich men must have a pot belly and a healthy looking man is despised in the street as a pauper.
(17) WHERE IF YOU DO ANYHOW YOU GO SEE ANYHOW.
(18) Where generator is a social amenity.
(19) Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
(20) Where Igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers.
(21) Where the man who had no shoes is the president.
(22) Where bb torch is sold on hold up for 12k.
(23) Where Igbo men drink beer with straw and coke with cup
(24) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa is a national youth leader of PDP
(25) Where citizens are more afraid of police than Armed robbers.
(26) Where we are still proud to be a nigerian.
(27) Where xconvict becomed Governor of a state and a true loyal
citizen can not stand in front of a state house...
...despite all these issues
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