Ways to identify Mumu...

(1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it's said "concentrate".
(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make-up his mind.
(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
(5) He tries to drown a fish.
(6) If you gave him a penny for his intelligence,you'd get a change.
(7) He trips over a cordless phone.
(8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
(11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.
(12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
(13) He misses the #14 Bus, and takes the #7 twice instead.
(14) He takes you to the airport and seeing a sign that says "Airport left" he turnes around and go home.
(15) He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor.
(16) He spends time reading through the above 15 points and analyses if he is mumu!!!)