Naija mentality
~ All softdrinks are called mineral.
~ All Fathers came first position while at school.
~ India beat nigeria 99~1 because the ball was turned into Lion.
~ If your wealth starts reducing it's your village people that are doing you.
~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon.
~ Every commodity outside Africa is original.
~ Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via s*x.
~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go sabi do.
~ Every season in cube is maggi.
~ U must finish the rice before u touch the meat.
~ Every toothpaste na maclean.
~ Every insecticide na Fleet
~ Every detergent na omo.
~ Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', d poor ones na 'Aboki'...shuo!
~ You smoke, you b armed robber!
~ If you find money on the floor, pee on it before pickin it up, else you turn to Yam!
~ Only science students are smart.
~ Once you travel over seas you must be very rich (as if dem dey share money on the plane)
~ Drogba use juju tie Torres for leg...lol
~ Every girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.
~ You must buy bread when traveling.
~ When you lose a tooth, throw it on the roof of the house and run
round the house 7 times
~ Every noodle is called indomie.
~ If any girl too fine...na Ogbanje..and all the worwor people na witch
~ Anything wey bite you for night na mosquito.
~ All Fathers came first position while at school.
~ India beat nigeria 99~1 because the ball was turned into Lion.
~ If your wealth starts reducing it's your village people that are doing you.
~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday afternoon.
~ Every commodity outside Africa is original.
~ Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via s*x.
~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go sabi do.
~ Every season in cube is maggi.
~ U must finish the rice before u touch the meat.
~ Every toothpaste na maclean.
~ Every insecticide na Fleet
~ Every detergent na omo.
~ Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', d poor ones na 'Aboki'...shuo!
~ You smoke, you b armed robber!
~ If you find money on the floor, pee on it before pickin it up, else you turn to Yam!
~ Only science students are smart.
~ Once you travel over seas you must be very rich (as if dem dey share money on the plane)
~ Drogba use juju tie Torres for leg...lol
~ Every girl that plays and jokes with a boy, has slept with him.
~ You must buy bread when traveling.
~ When you lose a tooth, throw it on the roof of the house and run
round the house 7 times
~ Every noodle is called indomie.
~ If any girl too fine...na Ogbanje..and all the worwor people na witch
~ Anything wey bite you for night na mosquito.
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