USA vs Naija Police...

In the USA if someone wants to commit suicide by jumping off the 5th floor of a building,the police will sweet-talk him into giving life another chance.But in Naija if you succeed in dragging the police away from their 20Naira checkpoint duties, the irritated policeman will walk up to the suicide guy and ask,"Ol'boy na you wan jump? u sure say u go fit die from this 5th floor? abeg go 10th floor to be sure. And make u do quick o, make I go back check-point"