Saturday, 25 August 2012

BADT BOI

Myfriend Akin gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d
pharmacist, "Hello, could u give me condom?
I'm going 2 my girlfriend's place 4 dinner &I
think I may b in with a chance!" D pharmacist
gives him d condom & as he was going out
...
he returns & says, “Give me another
condombecause my girlfriend's sister is very
cute too, she always crosses herlegs in a
provocative manner when she sees me & I
think I might strike a luck there too."D
pharmacist gives him a second condom &
ashe was leaving, again he turns back & says
"Give me one more condombecause my
girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute & when
she sees meshe always makes eye contact &
since she invited me 4 dinner I think she is
expecting me 2 make a move. During dinner,
Akin sat with his girlfriend on d left, d sister
on his right & d mum facing him. When d Dad
walks in, Akin lowers his head & starts d
dinner prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner &
thank u 4 all u'v given us".10minutes after, my
friend Akin was still praying "Thank u Lord 4
you kindness." Another Ten minutes gone by
& he is still praying, keeping his head down,
very close 2 d table. They all looked at each
other surprised, & his girlfriend was even
more surprised than others. She gets close to
him & whispered, "I didn't know u'r so
religious."Akin replies, "I never knew your
dad was a pharmacist!” See wahala!!! If you
were Akin...what will u do

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