Thursday, 16 August 2012

Bus from PH

A driver was driving his Bus from
Port-harcourt to Lagos. He had a
sticker at the back of the bus
which said; He will give his angels
charge over me. By the time he
got to Warri, he was driving at a
high speed of 135km/h. His
passengers cautioned him and he
simply responded by saying; can't
you see the sign at the back of my
bus, the angels are on guard. He
got to Benin on a very high speed
of 185km/h. By this time the
passengers got very wary and
decided to come down. They got
down and the driver continued
the journey to Lagos alone. He
said to himself; Faithless people,
they don't believe that the angels
are on guard, despite my sticker.
On getting to Ore, he was
comfortably cruising at a very very
high speed of 215km/h when he
heard people shouting in his car;
Abeg oga drop us o, we no dey
go again. Puzzled, he looked
around and said; Shebi I don drop
all my passengers for Benin.
Which people come dey talk?.
The people shouted;
Oga drop us o, na we be the
angels wey dey on guard, this one
don become suicide mission we
no dey guard again o!.
The driver then drove into Lagos
at a reasonable speed of 35km/hr.

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